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All Characters, First, Second or Third Person narratives in this work can be fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons or predators, living or dead is purely coincidental. No similarities are intended or should be inferred. No Elephants or Umbrellas or deities were used or abused while writing the blog.
All Characters, First, Second or Third Person narratives in this work can be fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons or predators, living or dead is purely coincidental. No similarities are intended or should be inferred. No Elephants or Umbrellas or deities were used or abused while writing the blog.
Now for those who are
scratching their head thinking about the crux of the blog, I have no time to
give the Google search links for the terminologies such as Thrissur Pooram, Kudamattam, Elephants,
Umbrellas, Bhang, Holi, Wife or She.
I, the greatest pooram
expert was watching Kudamattam - The battle of the colorful
Umbrellas - on YouTube. There she comes...
She: What is this happening
at both the ends?
Me: Kudamaatam. Umbrella changing.
She: It is not raining!
Me: It's a festival.
She: Will it be the same if it rains. Is this for raining?
Me: It is an integral part of Thrissur pooram dear.
She: Poooo….Rrr…am?
Me: Kudamaatam. Umbrella changing.
She: It is not raining!
Me: It's a festival.
She: Will it be the same if it rains. Is this for raining?
Me: It is an integral part of Thrissur pooram dear.
She: Poooo….Rrr…am?
Me: It's a well renowned
meditation mantra in Malayalam language when used with correct
punctuations.
She: What?
Me: Khamooosh! Festival … Festival it is. Thrissur Elephant Festival.
She: Like Holi?
Me: Yes, instead of Colours on top of Bhang, we have Umbrellas on top of Elephants.
She: Just like that, for FUN.
Me: No! It is a competition my darling. A War like competition by changing and showcasing different umbrellas between the two sides.
She: Only Umbrellas can be used?
Me: Yes! Kerala has banned the use of Raincoats and Wind-Cheaters.
She: Tell me.
Me: Can I watch this please?
She: Of course! What is the prize for the winners?
Me: 7-piece Cooking Set for the First and a Pressure Cooker for the Runners Up.
She: That’s it? The sponsors are misers. Such a cheap prizes for these man-hours?
Me: (Click! Off to a Pub) God Save the Umbrellas!
Me: Khamooosh! Festival … Festival it is. Thrissur Elephant Festival.
She: Like Holi?
Me: Yes, instead of Colours on top of Bhang, we have Umbrellas on top of Elephants.
She: Just like that, for FUN.
Me: No! It is a competition my darling. A War like competition by changing and showcasing different umbrellas between the two sides.
She: Only Umbrellas can be used?
Me: Yes! Kerala has banned the use of Raincoats and Wind-Cheaters.
She: Tell me.
Me: Can I watch this please?
She: Of course! What is the prize for the winners?
Me: 7-piece Cooking Set for the First and a Pressure Cooker for the Runners Up.
She: That’s it? The sponsors are misers. Such a cheap prizes for these man-hours?
Me: (Click! Off to a Pub) God Save the Umbrellas!
Sorry Sakthan Thampuran!
Picture Courtesy: Google Images
Picture Courtesy: Google Images
